Chest infection from hell

Two weeks ago to this day, I woke up with massive pressure inside my head. I was so sick I had the monday and tuesday off work. Acute sinusitis…. or so I thought it was. My sinus infection subsided by the weekend, to be replaced with this awful, dry, racking cough that simply won’t go away. Today marks the tenth day of having this stupid cough. Woo, lets wake up in the morning with a sore throat, coughing up blood & other crap for the first hour of the day.

It’s just positively party time.

It’s not just myself affected by this, all three of my flatmates have had it, as have most of my mates. On friday night I cruised in a friend’s car, and he picked up his girlfriend with their mates. All three of them were constantly coughing too. SARS IS IN THE AIR!!!

Seriously WTF is with all these stupid new sicknesses going around ? Did some crazy foreignor decide to fellate a baboon’s arse before taking a vacation to New Zealand ? Or is there something more sinister taking place……?

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if some of these sicknesses were in fact being tested on us by some outside party, not unlike most computer viruses actually being made by the companies that sell us virus protection software. Hell it keeps them in business right ?

I don’t have a word for today because I can barely talk. Don’t even know what I’m doing at work, but I imagine going home at lunchtime !