I learnt something this morning. What I learnt is that under no circumstance should you abide by the road rules and drive responsibly. If you do, you might ANNOY AN OLD CUNT IN A UTE BECAUSE YOU DARED TO TRY AND LEGALLY MERGE IN FRONT OF HIM.
Road rage is an interesting thing. It makes people act in ways that they would not act in other circumstances. People lose the ability to make rational decisions when under the influence of road rage. If they weren’t very intelligent before, then they sure as hell become neandarthals whilst experiencing a bout of road rage. Times like these, I’m glad I believe in Karma, because a certain hilux ute is going to receive a mack truck to the driver’s door in the near future.
Anyway, I digress. My word for today would have to be ‘vanilla’. Why ? Well… just say it to yourself… ‘vanilla’ conjures up all kinds of tasty mental images, it calms & soothes. It also makes me hungry for ice cream. The next time someone is getting upset about something, mention vanilla to them… see what their reaction is !
Didn’t do any work to my car last night, instead electing to play Prince of Persia 2 on the xbox… that’s one hell of a good game ! The way your character can move around the vast levels, combined with the sheer number of different combos & fighting techniques you employ… it makes me wonder why RPGs have not been made to this standard. The combat is awesome, with nearly a limitless range of ways to carve up your enemies !
Time to see what the day brings…
August 30, 2006 at 12:32 am
I’m an old cunt (some people say I was born in 1942, others 1949), and although I don’t own a ute and you haven’t tried to legally merge in front of me I still find you annoying.
Well my grandmother once told me how to deal to people like that. She called it the ‘malocchio’ or evil eye or something. I might have written a song about it once, but hell I dunno, I’m getting old and forgetful these days.
Anyway, as long as your victims don’t know how to protect themselves against your ‘malocchio’, you’ll be away laughing. Try it sometime and see what you think.
August 30, 2006 at 12:40 am
Fuck the malocchio, I gave him the ‘middlefingorio’. Oh, as for you finding me annoying, the parenthesis contain how much I care: ( )
August 30, 2006 at 12:48 am
Well I gave that Ozzy cunt the malocchio once, and look where he’s ended up now. Hahahaha…
August 30, 2006 at 12:53 am
What’s with imitating Dio, you must be really bored :p
August 30, 2006 at 1:09 am
Haha Shaun, you must be pretty bored yourself if you’ve resorted to an emo blog to get your thoughts across
I envision your reply to be in defence of your actions, so I’m now gonna go off and prepare a suitable response
Oh, and thanks for the shoutout in your first post, SHITFUCKERRRRRRRR
August 30, 2006 at 1:22 am
Aha so it’s YOU, the wannabe Dio :p
What I really want is my own webby so I can put up pics & actually design my own page… but I don’t know shit about page construction, only graphics design.
At least my blog will provide people with some form of amusement, minimal though it may be.
August 30, 2006 at 1:43 am
NOE, NOT EFUN AWW
And hey I can do web design, as crude as my methods are (remember hashbro.com?), although having said that I’m yet to complete my own site >_
August 30, 2006 at 1:44 am
Fuckin’ shithouse comments system ate the rest of my message, so here it is:
What I need is motivation and content, and the nature of my site currently provides me with neither, hence it’s still sitting there sad and incomplete. I should probably go work on some of my existing content as practice – I know that my Quake/Doom mapping site is long overdue for a makeover – that’s if it still even exists, and hasn’t been baleeted by Orcon due to inactivity.
August 30, 2006 at 1:50 am
Perhaps you could help me get a Mettler site up and running, that’d be badass! Kinda the way hashbro was with the PHP submitted stuff, and the ability to add pics etc… That’d be CHERRR
What you doing this weekend ? You should rock down to hams !
August 30, 2006 at 1:54 am
Hashbro looked pretty pro, in my opinion.
I’ll have a website too, while you’re at it
Perhaps just a big blogfest for a bunch of us to whore.
In other news, it was pretty obvious who Dio was o_O
August 30, 2006 at 2:26 am
Well I suspected you, but wasn’t sure cos I know of a number of people getting into Dio now :p Yeah we need websites so we can directly apply our awesomenitudity to the internets !